Daddy I have a boyfriend!

AAAHHHhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh my god! Oh my god! Lucy is only three and she has already uttered those nightmare words that every father worries about and dreads. Lucy informs me his name is Callum and he plays in the house at nursery, he's not naughty like any other boys and they play power rangers together. Unhand my daughter young man. I asked Lucy whether Callum had completed his hundred page questionnaire denoting whether he is worthy of one of my daughters, but sadly the joke went over her head! I do wonder whether I will ever be ready to deal with such issues. As you can see Lucy and her cousin Evie have started on the sauce early, so I am not sure there is much hope...