The facts of life have been reinvented!

Lucy has decided to change sex education forever. This morning she declared that when Amy and I made her it was a bit like Bob the builder and Wendy making a house. I do recall it being less of a chore than that and far more pleasurable but if it means I can avoid the sex questions for a few more years then I will go with the story that sex is like building a house! So be it. The girls have had a fantastic weekend especially Lucy, who has been in fine form. Today we spent many minutes under the duvet giggling and trumping, a true and ancient Hammond exploit! We also spent real quality time at 'megafun' just prating around and after years of trying Lucy has finally got the knack of hide and seek. Yep, she has finally worked out you actually need to hide without revealing your location and shouting I'm here! For one so bright she can indeed be very slow on the uptake at times. Anna has eaten like a horse, slept, snotted everywhere, swaggered her way into town and as you can see has worked out how to redress the height balance by popping a chair on the table and attacking her sister from behind. Kids will do anything for cheese and onion crisps, especially mine. Me too.....