Thursday 22 January 2015

I play the strangest roles in my children's lives?!

Not content with 'sharing the love', Anna has taken her expectations of her father to a new level and has declared my new role in her life is her 'fart pillow'. I have to say I am less than happy about this; the working conditions suck, the pay is really poor and the boss is extremely demanding! Let alone it probably is not so good for my health either. So darling Anna, with the greatest of respect, I am afraid I resign from this post with immediate effect - I would like to thank you for the opportunity and I wish you every success in your new venture and hope that you find a replacement quickly as I realise this is a key role in your life!

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